This page is for you, the folks who will make this not-for-kids spoof of crime/action flicks happen.

Please find a link to our Forums, moderated by yours truly, Ken Mora - Exec. Producer and head honcho at Bella Fe Films.

Promotion #1: Show Us Your Dick invites you to proclaim your support for our inimitable Detective Dick Hardon by wearing cool, if embarrassing, stuff.

On the Free Stuff page, you can download a graphic suitable for iron-on transfer paper of the kind available at any Staples, Office Depot and other stores that stock printer supplies.

OR, if you prefer, you can buy quality apparel with the "I Heart Dick" logo at our Store, where everything you buy puts a couple bucks in our coffers that will go directly to the preproduction costs for Magnum Farce, the feature-length film.

Then, take a pic of your fearless self donning the "I Heart Dick," email it to and we'll post it right here, on the Fan Page - and don't forget to tell us a bit about yourself, including where you blog.

Also on the Free Stuff page are downloadable MP3's of the soundtrack, by "weirdbient" composer Gurdonark, for the short Magnum Farce: A Shot In The Park.

Free Stuff Coming Soon:

Cell Phone Ringtones
Desktop Wallpaper
Movie Stills
and more...

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